I was going to write a nice, clever article about how I can coach you in writing and offer all this cool stuff.
I woke up this morning and decided that was boring and no one cares anyway
So here’s a post about how to write a novel according to Avengers: Endgame.

Nothing major, but if you haven’t seen Endgame, view at your own risk
Enjoy.

The dramatic opening

Trying to explain your story without info-dumping

Discovering your characters

When you are try to explain something using characters who already know the information

Your characters at the first plot point

Telling them it will get worse

Moping before the midpoint

Ready or not: the midpoint

Striding away from the midpoint

When your characters start liking each other

Facing characters after the third plot point

Character development

Gearing up for the climax

In the middle of the climax

After everything

Add a touch of humor

And ‘the end’
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This is perfect. 3,000 times perfect. X’D
I love this 3,000 *runs off weeping*