Beyond the Parchment: Part 3

So, in my serial story, Beyond the Parchment, we learned that a dysfunctional portal, invented by a weary writer, May Ann, actually begins to work, bringing characters to our world. And now, a villain has just step through the fridge which happens to be the portal into May Ann’s house. Read the first parts here:

Part 1: It Just had to be Lord Jerinthreo Kraven Balstin the Second

Part 2: All brothers fight sometimes, right?

My kitchen will never be the same

“Good evening Lord Daraton. My lady.” Varizan inclines his head with a smile, his smooth rolling voice filling the room. Isn’t he even the slightest bit dazed that he’s standing in the middle of broken glass and scattered food?

“Blazes! Has the whole of Braceaon decided to leave their native land?” Daraton demands. His hand tightens about his blade as he advances a step. “And what of Ethred? If you have harmed her…”

There’s that name again. The girl who had the stone. My hand tightens around the piece in my hand.

Varizan raises his hands, palms upwards, with a long-suffering sigh. But his eyes gleam as they light on me and, behind him, soldiers are still stepping from the fridge. There are nearly half a dozen behind my villain now, though most are opening cupboards or testing their blades on the counters. “Must you always think the worst, my Lord Daraton –”

“Don’t.” Daraton grits his teeth as he takes a step forwards. “My father is the Lord of Balstin Hall.”

“Your father is dead.” The words are sharp as daggers, smooth as a polished lash. The undercurrent pleasure of masked by undeniable condolences. My lip curls upwards, then I jerk my expression into a sober mask. Whatever the perfection of Varizan’s voice, this is not the time to indulge it. Especially with Jerin’s crashing footsteps approaching from the rear.

Turning slightly, I lower my voice, angling the stone both Jerin and Daraton place such importance on, upwards so Daraton can see it. “We need to get out of here. Now.”

“Where to, my lady?” Varizan’s voice slips through my veins.

Botheration. How could I forget I’d given him excellent hearing? And a sure aim with a love of daggers like the one he is flipping between his fingers again. Oh, and let’s not forget the loyalty he can command with just a handful of words nor the dozen soldiers now ranged between us and the door. What the blazes had I been thinking?

“Lord Varizan.” Daraton’s voice is cold as ice. Behind us, Jerin’s steps turn into a flurry of clashing metal. It’s about time Daraton’s men caught up with Jerin. A whole extra minute for us to escape Varizan. How wonderful.

“Why are you here?” Daraton’s voice is low. Measured.

“I am a guest, remember?”

“Courtesies to ambassadors of Salendria do not extend to secret portals no one is supposed to know the existence of.” Daraton glares at the soldiers behind Varizan as I clap a hand to my mouth. Salendria! So, the someplacethatneedsaname is actually already named. Perhaps, if I can merely step into Braceaon, I can figure out the rest of my plot holes without any headache. Well, besides the very real danger of being killed or trapped. “I asked you once, I’ll not ask it again. What of Ethred?”

“I swear to you, I never saw her. Just the portal itself, pulsing and flaring…”

“And so you decide to step through with a dozen soldiers,” I comment dryly. Perhaps not the best idea. Both men’s eyes fasten on me and Daraton’s gaze hardens.

“What do you know of this matter?”

I catch myself before I can say ‘everything’, then bite my tongue before I say ‘nothing’. “Enough.” There, that sounds smooth enough. Except the word breaks into a sudden silence as the clash of blades behind us ceases.

A small smile flits across Varizan’s lips.

“You are right, my lord.” He raises his hand, flicking his wrist. Daraton swings his blade and I jump as a dagger embeds itself in the wall beside me. Daraton’s eyes widen as he inhales sharply between his teeth.

“I came for the wordsmith, of course.” Varizan’s eyes shift to me. “Jerinthreo and you can battle it out as you please but –”

Daraton charges with a shout.

The good news is that, whatever their earlier position, the dagger flying his way must have convinced Daraton that Varizan means no good.

The bad news?

Varizan still has eleven knives left. And he is even better at throwing than Jerin. What on earth possessed me to give him such a lethal skill? Daraton staggers with a gasp as a gleaming projectile smashes between his ribs, but he keeps on, closing the distance before Varizan can hurl another one. Varizan’s soldiers aren’t much help to their leader. Between the island counter and the fridge, there isn’t room for a soldier beside Varizan in any case. For the first time in my life, I am grateful for the narrow kitchen. Then again, Varizan doesn’t seem like he needs any help.

Something dark hurls over my head and I can’t suppress a yelp as I duck, spinning to the side as Jerin himself crashes through the door.

His gaze spins between the fight ensuing between his brother and Varizan, then slips down to me and darkens. I stagger to my feet, stumbling backward before his piercing gaze.

“So you were working with Daraton. And Ethred…did you steal the stone from her too?”

Ethred? Who was Ethred? And why are both brothers so protective of her? Maybe she can talk some sense into them. Provided the two brothers don’t kill each other, which of course assumes Varizan fails in his own quest.

“I stole nothing.” I finally find my voice. “But you both are acting like fools when the real fault lies elsewhere.”

It’s too late. Jerin’s eyes are hardened. He’s not listening anymore if he even registers what I’m saying. I glance wildly back, my gaze flying over where Daraton is now barely keeping Varizan at bay while the strobing blue lights from my poor fridge casts an eerie glow over the chaos that once was my kitchen.

I grit my teeth. I’m going to so regret this, I know. I also know I regret not doing it even more…besides the fact that I’ll be dead and the world I’ve created will probably implode with the death of several of its changing characters.

I leap forward, my hand closing about Daraton’s arm even as he stumbles. Varizan’s blade slashes downwards, but I jerk Daraton out of the way, toward the fridge. The light surrounds me…surrounds both of us, drawing us closer, faster, swifter. For a split second I see Varazan, his eyes lighting with a blue smile.

Then I jump upwards – or forwards; direction itself is spinning about me now.

And all is brilliant light.

Posted by Hope Ann

28 comments

Fereleth, Carrier of Light

*chuckles hysterically* I still can’t get over the fridge. And I love the bits and pieces of the story gradually beginning to click as we get deeper in this thing. And May Ann’s regret at giving her villain such lethal skills— YES!!!
Actually no… that’s scary. *scrambles for list of own villains* *eyes widen in horror as she realizes they’re all stronger than the heroes in more ways than one*
SAAAAAAAAVE MEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
I’m going to go call the electrician right now and see about installing five outer locks on my fridge.

Corissa, Maiden of Praise

This is true. I’m beginning to think that in an effort to overcome the “heroes are always stronger than the villains” cliche, we are making our villains a little… too deadly. It’s quite frightening, really. It’s becoming safer to be an evil henchman than a hero’s sidekick. 😛 😉

Yes, it’s all very well to make victory impossible for the hero and let them win somehow anyway, but to face them ourselves… No thank you. *smirks*

Corissa, Maiden of Praise

*reaches the end* *scrolls down, certain there must be more* *finds out you’re just as awful with your cliff-hangers as Rosey* *wails* HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO US?!

That is seriously one of the worst cliff-hangers in the history of ever. She’s going to another world? One she invented? With someone who obviously doesn’t trust her?! WHAT DO YOU HAVE PLANNED TO DO TO HER?!

And I can see she’s based somewhat off of yourself, so you better be careful what tortures you inflict. Maybe this whole theory is more realistic than you’d like to believe. 😉

*echoing evil laugh* As for plans, umm…well, I guess we’ll all have to see, me included. 😉

I love it! This story is amazing! I can’t wait for the next part!

I’m glad you are enjoying it. 🙂

I am loving this story! You should, like, try to publish it or something! 😉
I was grinning as I read it… 😛 🙂 😉 I guess I’m still grinning… 🙂

*Rubs hands in delight* Good. I am very pleased. 😀

Clare Farrelly

Oh gosh, that is a scary fridge… and a scary situation, you have somehow made all that feel so real and terrifying!!!

Terrifying, yet hilarious. 😉

Love it, as always! 😀
One kind of humorous typo, though… I think you meant “A smile lit his blue eyes” not “A blue smile lit his eyes”. 😉

Hehe, yes… *goes to check* Or maybe that wasn’t a typo. I think I meant it, because of the light, but looking back that might not have been the best wording. *shrugs* It’s part of the story now… 😉

XD I had a few beta readers catch Wolfgang slinging a pickup over his shoulder and holding milk with his ear. O.o

*smothers laugh* That is hilarious. My favorite typo to date is write ‘an ancient pear’ instead of an ‘an ancient spear’ 😉

I remember that. XD ‘Killed by an ancient pear…’

I’m going to have an ancient pear in one of my stories someday. 😉

It would be preeeetty squishy by that time… XD

Maybe it is poisonous. Or magical. Or…something. 😉

It’s like that ancient cheese in veggietales or something. XD The biscuit of zazamirandabo….

Anne of Lothlorien

This. Is. Amazing. Love the fridge and the blue smile. 😁😀😊 Now here’s a face or two for leaving it on such a horrible cliff hanger. 😧😦😬😠

*smirks*

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[…] Part 3: My kitchen will never be the same: Another fight between Daraton and Varizan breaks out in May Ann’s kitchen and May Ann saves Daraton’s life by shoving them both through the portal (which so happens to be the fridge). […]

[…] Part 3: My kitchen will never be the same: Another fight between Daraton and Varizan breaks out in May Ann’s kitchen and May Ann saves Daraton’s life by shoving them both through the portal (which so happens to be the fridge). […]

[…] Part 3: My kitchen will never be the same: Another fight between Daraton and Varizan breaks out in May Ann’s kitchen and May Ann saves Daraton’s life by shoving them both through the portal (which so happens to be the fridge). […]

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